May 2013
1 tag
sometimespockets:
Sex is so weird like hey I love you let me stick my hard extra limb into your tiny hole and then slam it into you repeatedly because I love you
hahahahahahahahahaha
I don’t even have a sense of humor anymore it’s literally just sarcasm and general loathing for the majority of the human population.
somethingaboutgaret:
homosexuality is not a choice because hulk hogan gave me my first boner and nobody would choose that