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so I put the equivalent of 5 shots in my drinks..this explains a lot
"Whether it’s on an apology, a ride, or a phone call, the worst thing you can do to people is to keep them waiting on you." - Mom’s advice (via fuckreiva)
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We are getting these!
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"The years between eighteen and twenty-eight are the hardest, psychologically. It’s then you realize this is make or break, you no longer have the excuse of youth, and it is time to become an adult – but you are not ready." - (via getdrunkskeetskeet)

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craigslist houseshare ad: “i have a garden growing in my shower so you have to use eco-friendly hair products. you will see worms and other insects, and you will occasionally see a spider too but they all help out the ecosystem.”